FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Why would it be a euphemism. Why are you being weird?
Cool, just mind the teeth. You're a great friend.
That would be where the challenge lies. Consider it an exercise in plant democracy.
You can be Prime Minister in my room, sure.
Because I'll always come back to seize power from you.
I'm serious, and sure. I'll give you a passkey. Don't destroy my plant economy while I'm gone.
Yes, that would be bad for my plants. Poverty all around.
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I do hope that's not a euphemism.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Why would it be a euphemism. Why are you being weird?
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Why wouldn't it be? Looking at this from all sides, is all.
FROM: 11.november@cdc.org
Is it really that weird to point out? In any case, I suppose I could water some plants if you really needed it.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Cool, just mind the teeth. You're a great friend.
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Will there be a list of instructions somewhere or...?
I really don't want to freeze your plants to death if they try to murder me.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
That would be where the challenge lies. Consider it an exercise in plant democracy.
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Are they vetting me for candidacy, then? I suppose I did want to be Prime Minister when I was younger.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You can be Prime Minister in my room, sure.
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FROM: 11.november@cdc.org
How do you know I won't go power mad?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Because I'll always come back to seize power from you.
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So really, I'm the acting figurehead and you're the Prime Minister.
FROM: 11.november@cdc.org
How long will you be out? Moreover, if you're serious– will I have access?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'm serious, and sure. I'll give you a passkey. Don't destroy my plant economy while I'm gone.
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I'll make sure the inflation rates don't go through the roof.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Yes, that would be bad for my plants. Poverty all around.
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We can't have that now; I have a feeling you wouldn't leaf me alone about it.
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It stems from a sense of abandonment that took root a while ago. I'm trying to dig it out of my system.