Sorry to pester you both again, but I'm pasting the info here that was agreed upon on plurk so it's easier to find! Under your character's respective info portion, if you can just post agreement or adjustments, I'd really appreciate it!Now a holding place for miscellaneous CDC stuff
COUNT D
METHODS/MEANS OF KILLING PERSONNEL: Anything that doesn't allow for regeneration.
SUGGESTED METHOD/MEANS OF KILLING PERSONNEL: Clean headshot, slitting of the throat, freezing of internal liquids.
LIQUID SAMPLE Y/N: Yes. (Blood via rogue cat incident)
no subject
VRISKA SERKET
METHODS/MEANS OF KILLING PERSONNEL: Similar to what could kill a normal organic being (i.e.: humans).
SUGGESTED METHOD/MEANS OF KILLING PERSONNEL: Earn trust through manipulation, which would allow for subject to drop defensiveness. Recommended to kill subject quickly via decapitation, gun shot to the head, cryonics, or exsanguination.
FLUID SAMPLE Y/N: Yes. (saliva via nap drool)
no subject
i MEAN HELL YES
JULY HELP
Serket, Vriska | M01C12-256
Anders | M01C12-895
RED
Wayne, Damian | M01C12-018
Wilder, Zelos | M01C12-610
ORANGE
Banner, Bruce | M01C12-505
Varr, Noh | M01C12-280
GREEN
Sephiroth | M01C12-007
Mercer, Alex | M01C12-118
BULLSHIT
When it’s time to clock out, I wait, fiddling with this or that until the rest of the crew goes home. I’ve agreed to close up shop, something so boring that all the others don’t even think to question my desire to stay late. With everything quieted down, I set to the real work. The hardness in between my legs has been too much, overtaking my thoughts.
Sitting in my office, I unzip my pants, pushing my underwear aside with ease. Grasping my manhood, I groan and close my eyes, thinking of my co-worker. Thinking of the curve of his back, like that of a mollusk. The glistening skin, as though it’s been sun kissed and sea kissed– if I ran my tongue along that hot body, would it be salty as well? I imagine what it would feel like, to have him touching my virginal ass flower. My hips buck up indecently, my swollen member twitching like it’s just been stung by a taser.
Stroking faster, I let my imagination run wild. Images of his delicate mouth wrapped around my meat and suckling like a newborn babe flashes across my mind. Another image, one of him with his legs spread, flushed from head to toe. I think about sticking my grotesque thing in him, watching it eat me slowly, contracting walls sucking on my blood-congested dick. Mere thoughts make it seem like a dimension of pure pleasure, I can almost hear the sound of myself rubbing upwards in his tight, wet cavern. Gripping myself tighter, I let a shiver run through me, it’s all too much. I feel like a bug dipped in a vat of aphrodisiac.
The sounds of my pleasure echo back in the office, coloring the imagined situations. Our genitals would make sloppy, perverted sounds in every scenario. Each movement would make my cock throb in another expansion, with our bodies so close and meeting like puppies licking each other in greeting. These thoughts are enough to make me light-headed as I come, pleasure running through me like lightning going through a tree. Shakily, I breathe, and after a few minutes, I clean up myself and the rest of the office.
I go home thinking more of the appealing co-worker’s arms.
IKEA
– Amber, Hajime
– Kotetsu, Barnaby
– Sebastian, Banagher
– Fox, Guy
– Misaki, November
– Jean, Tsuna
– Loki, Baqer
– Vriska, Mikasa
– Jasper, Terra
THE FURNITURE
1. Hemnes daybed http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/30080316/
2. Lappland TV storage unit http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/80285155/
3. IKEA PS 2012 http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S09898970/
4. Nordli, 8 drawers http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S19027269/
5. Hurdal, 9 drawers http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/90268848/
6. Hemnes, 8 drawers (white) http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/10239280/
7. Hemnes, 8 drawers (black) http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/40239274/
8. Brusali bed http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S99007583/
9. Malm storage bed http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/40249881/
BONUS CHALLENGE: Stuva loft bed, pink drawers http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S89027708/
THE RULES
– Choose your weapon above
– No powers!
– All pieces must be completed, no missing screws or pieces
– Teams have 4 hours
THE PRIZE
– The winning team will receive: the last copy of the IKEA catalog in the entire store, (1) jar of Lingonberry sauce, (1) snazzy reusable IKEA bag, their choice of these potpourri things, these knives, their choice of scented candle
– Second place will receive: (1) set of these eccentric dish towels, (1) set of serving ware, their choice of scented candle
– Third place will receive: (1) set of tea infusers, (1) set of so shiny, so chrome espresso cups and saucers, (4) bags of these tea lights
– All other participants will receive: (1) set of these balls.
how to play
– Feel free to post a top-level for your respective team!
– Toplevel subject line should include: team pair, furniture they're building, whether they want to be in the running for winning or losing!
ex: November + Misaki, NORDLI, running to win
– Results will be decided by RNG
– Any questions, please direct them to
– Have fun logging!