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[justttkidding]

[ You aren't his mum no matter how ancient you are!!! ]

FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

Now you're being obtuse. Are you certain that centipede didn't shake you too hard?

[retry]

[ Yeah no, your mum would tell you not to speak like this to a Dame. ]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

Oh. But you did contact her?

[ And heard about the centipede? ]

[justttkidding]

[ What Dame.... ]

FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

Even if I have, I don't see how it's your business.

[ heard it was gross. ]

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

It is. If you had contacted her, you would know I was lying.

[ A whole minute later. ]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

Or not.

[justttkidding]

FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

The punchline is "just kidding" on something like that, you know.

[ Amber get it together here ]

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

"Just kidding"? You learn something new every day.

[ She's gonna use this against you, you know, November. ]

[justttkidding]

FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

What can I say? I'm a wealth of knowledge.

[ He's expecting it. ]

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

I never knew that. What else could you possibly know?

[ Raising the stakes, Mr. Bond? ]

[justttkidding]

FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

Oh, this and that. Then again, aren't you supposed to be a thousand years old? I believe I recall a conversation like that once.

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

I'm only 800. Do I look that old? ):

[justttkidding]

FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

Of course not. You don't look a day over 12.

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

Ah, you flatter me as always, November.

[justttkidding]

FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

Anything for my favorite baby-faced pain in the arse.

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

Careful. I might have a hard time remembering not to call you my sweetest Tsundere at this rate.

[justttkidding]

FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

I'm offended that you think that term applies to me whatsoever, Miss Yandere.

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

I'm Moe, not Yandere! Get your tropes straight, November.

[ Barring, you know, blowing up buildings, countries, continents for her love interest. Uhm. ]

[justttkidding]

FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

I'm sorry, are we looking at the same definition?

[ terrorist of hei's heart or something ]

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

You need to work on your Japanese.

[ She . . . is. ]

[justttkidding]

FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

Au contraire. I speak and write it perfectly, up to and including pop cultural references.


FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

Moreover, I've never considered you so cute I could barf. I'm fairly sure that's a defining trait of moe-types.

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

I'm not convinced. Write me a letter in Japanese. With emotions.

FROM: amber@cdc.org

But I'm sure I've seen you fight your gag reflex a few times?

[justttkidding]

FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

That seems like a waste of effort.


FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

Hm, I wonder why that could be.

[ rude ]

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

I can make it worth your time.

FROM: amber@cdc.org

I must be getting close!

[justttkidding]

FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

Persuade me.


FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

I'd say you're quite cold.

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

You don't want ice cream?

FROM: amber@cdc.org

Coming from you, I'm not sure that means anything.

[ Because, Frosty, you're really not as cold as you think you are. ]

[justttkidding]

FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

I'm watching my figure.


FROM: 11.november@cdc.org

What's that supposed to insinuate?